A HIDDEN LESSON FROM CRANKY THE COG

Found Footage: The Lost, Forbidden Disney Short That Predicts the End of Humanity

You won't believe what Walt was hiding in the vault.

Forget Fantasia and move over, Snow White. We’ve got a real jaw-dropper, unearthed from the dusty, cobweb-covered annals of animation history. We’re talking about a lost, four-minute Disney short film from 1943 that studio execs were apparently so terrified of, they practically buried it under Cinderella’s castle.

The Nitrate Nugget of Truth

The short, aptly titled "The Scraps of Tomorrow," was uncovered last year inside a corroded old film canister. And folks, it’s a doozy.

Narrated by a voice eerily close to Walt Disney himself, the animation paints a surprisingly dark picture of the future. It’s set in a city where everything is hyper-efficient and run by massive, steam-powered, clicking machines. The people, initially bright and buoyant, slowly start to pale in appearance as they depend more and more on the automated devices. They turn a miserable shade of gray, they stop laughing, and honestly, they look like they haven’t had a decent cup of coffee in years.

Cranky the Cog and the Conspiracy

The hero? A tiny, resourceful mouse named Cranky the Cog, who must physically sabotage the main calculating machine to bring back the noise, the laughter, and the joy. The message isn't subtle. It’s a full-on warning against becoming too reliant on technology and losing our human spark.

So, why did Disney make it vanish? The theory is that in 1943, when America was deep in a wartime manufacturing push, this short was viewed as straight-up "anti-progress" and a downer. An unpatriotic slap in the face to industrialization. They showed it once, saw the stunned silence, and yanked it faster than you can say, "Bibbidi-Bobbidi-Boo." They decided it was better to let the warning decay in the deepest recesses of "Vault Disney."

Cashing in

Now mostly restored, the Disney short is expected to sell for upwards of a million dollars. One cel already made public shows Cranky the Mouse looking sadly at a huge, looming machine. It's chilling. Walt Disney, a visionary, seemed to fear the same future we're wrestling with today: one where our gadgets might someday steal our smiles.

The Lesson Behind the Story

Dane here. What you've just read is a complete fabrication, dreamed up by AI at my prompting. The illustration, partly AI and partly my own dastardly handiwork, is made to look old and damaged. Why did I trouble you with this fantasy? To make a point. Anyone with a modicum of imagination and access to the super-powered AI services available these days can come up with endless sensational nonsense, all to garner likes, reactions, and comments; the "engagement" that makes them money through "monetization" in social media. So before you take the bait, do a little fact checking. And whatever you do, don't respond or react in any way to bogus stuff. Every reaction they get makes them money, even if it's a tongue-lashing.